Who should get Tamiflu for H1N1 flu?

If this past weekend is any indication of phone calls to come, I will be busy fielding requests for Tamiflu for suspected 2009 A(H1N1) which is what we're calling swine flu these days. Patients are understandably nervous for themselves and their families with regards to the spread and severity of influenza illness.

There are 2 available antivirals which are active against 2009 A(H1N1)-- oral Tamiflu (oseltamivir) and inhaled Relenza (zanamivir). For some reason, I've always reached for Tamiflu, and a brief search for a comparison of one antiviral to the other suggests that I am just another victim of an effective marketing campaign by Roche Pharmaceuticals. Nevertheless, be it Tamiflu or Relenza, one of the biggest fears per flu-ologists is that the novel H1N1 flu will become resistant to these worthy drugs, and they will be rendered powerless against the bug.

So what does the CDC have to say on the subject? They along with the WHO (the World Health Organization, that is, not the '60's band) recommend that antiviral treatment be undertaken in accord with the following guidelines:

1. Treatment is recommended for all hospitalized patients with confirmed, probable or suspected 2009 H1N1 or seasonal influenza.
2. Treatment generally is recommended for patients who are at higher risk for influenza-related complications.
3. Treatment should be initiated empirically when the decision is made to treat patients who have illnesses that are clinically compatible with influenza. Treatment should not await laboratory confirmation because laboratory testing can sometimes delay treatment and because a negative rapid test does not rule out influenza.(1)

In other words, if the patient is sick enough to be hospitalized with flu-like illness, initiate treatment immediately. While these antivirals work best if initiated in the first 48 hours of illness, evidence suggests that hospitalized patients with seasonal flu fare better with respect to risk of death and length of hospitalization if Tamiflu therapy is started even if it's more than 48 hours after onset. Those known to be at higher risk of flu-related complications include pregnant women, persons who are immunocompromised (undergoing say chemotherapy or treatment for rheumatoid arthritis), or those with underlying medical illnesses such as diabetes, asthma, or heart disease. And finally, if we providers determine that a patient meets one of these criterion, get 'em going on it and don't wait for final proof!

These recommendations highlight the urgency with which certain subgroups of flu victims should be treated. The CDC, therefore, goes on to make further suggestions as to handle the upcoming flu season and the avalanche of requests for antiviral medications. These include:

1. Provide information for patients at higher risk for influenza complications about signs and symptoms of influenza and need for early treatment after symptom onset.
   
2. Ensure rapid access to telephone consultation and clinical evaluation for these patients as well as patients who report severe illness.
3. Consider empiric treatment of patients at higher risk for influenza complications based on telephone contact... if this will substantially reduce delay before treatment is initiated. In selected circumstances, providers may consider giving a prescription for an influenza antiviral to selected patients who are higher risk for influenza complications.
4. Request that patients at higher risk for influenza complications contact the provider if signs or symptoms of influenza develop, obtain the medication as quickly as possible and initiate treatment.
   
5. Counsel patients about influenza antiviral benefits and adverse effects, the potential for continued susceptibility to influenza virus infection after treatment is completed (because of other circulating influenza viruses or if illness was due to another cause).(2)

What about antiviral chemoprophylaxis wherein antivirals are given to at-risk persons exposed to someone who is fluish? Please note in no case do these recommendations include giving Tamiflu to any old person traveling and worried regarding flu exposure except as outlined in the 3rd guideline above.

1. Persons who are at higher risk for complications of influenza and are a close contact of a person with confirmed, probable, or suspected 2009 H1N1 or seasonal influenza during that person’s infectious period.
2. Health care personnel, public health workers, or first responders who have had a recognized, unprotected close contact exposure to a person with confirmed, probable, or suspected 2009 H1N1 or seasonal influenza during that person’s infectious period.
3. Antiviral agents should not be used for post exposure chemoprophylaxis in healthy children or adults based on potential exposures in the community, school, camp, etc.
4. Chemoprophylaxis generally is not recommended if more than 48 hours have elapsed since the last contact with an infectious person.

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1. http://www.cdc.gov/h1n1flu/recommendations.htm
2. This is an abbreviated list. See above web-site for the full printed version.

H1N1 and severe respiratory failure

Scientists are ferreting out clues to the ferocity with which this new swinish flu attacks the lower airways in some of its victims. Ferrets demonstrate a susceptibility to influenza A very similar to humans and therefore are used as an animal model in flu investigations.

The above picture(1) shows microscopic sections of ferret airways (that is not a goose!), comparing seasonal H1N1 flu (the usual variety that circulates each winter season) on the left to tissue infected by the 2009 A/H1N1 flu on the right. Violet coloration indicates affected surface cells, and both varieties make a mess out of noses with sloughing sheets of dead nasal tissue full of violet-colored intruders as seen in the top pair of slides.

Moving on down to the trachea (which is the largest central airway lined with rings of cartilage that you can feel in the front of your neck), the ferret with seasonal flu middle picture on left is free of viral invasion but the swine-flu ferret victim on the right has dots of violet flu violation throughout its trachea. Finally, and of importance to this discussion, slides from the bronchioles of both ferrets are pictured at the bottom. This tissue was obtained from the smallest airways that go directly into the alveolae or air sacs that hook up oxygen with blood. Seasonal Flu Ferret has normal bronchioles, flu bug free, but Swine Flu Ferret's tiny air passages are teeming with the little buggers.

What's this got to do with the upcoming flu season? One of my patients, an ICU nurse, shared a disturbing report with me yesterday. She said that her unit has been busy this entire spring to summer with youngish patients suffering from severe swine flu-related bronchiolities (inflammation filling these airways with fluid) requiring ventilator support until the infection started to clear. Her information jibed with an August report from the World Health Organization entitled "Preparing for the second wave: lessons from current outbreaks." Per the WHO document:

"Clinicians from around the world are reporting a very severe form of disease, also in young and otherwise healthy people, which is rarely seen during seasonal influenza infections. In these patients, the virus directly infects the lung, causing severe respiratory failure. Saving these lives depends on highly specialized and demanding care in intensive care units, usually with long and costly stays."

This information highlights not only the importance of widespread immunization against the 2009 A/H1N1 flu (which creates so-called herd immunity, slowing down or preventing the lateral spread of flu from person-to-person due to the large number of vaccine-protected people) but also the paramount importance of immunizations for persons with underlying illnesses, particularly asthma, cardiovascular disease, diabetes, and immunosuppression.
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(1) Munster, VJ, et al. "Pathogenesis and Transmission of Swine-Origin 2009 A(H1N1) Influenza Virus in Ferrets." Science 24 July 2009: Vol. 325. no. 5939, pp. 481 - 483.

Why should I get a flu shot?

Well, there's a hack of a lot of flu coming our way. Consider this:

• Flu viruses reproduce every 8 hours.
• That's a three times daily opportunity to meet and mate with other influenza viruses in the neighborhood.
• If seasonal A(H1N1) rolls in the tracheal hay (that's your airway!) with swine-origin 2009(H1N1), the latter could develop an even more effective way of passing from human to human.

Conclusion? You do NOT want these bad actors fooling around together in your nose and throat. In order to prevent such airway orgies, you need two shots. The CDC currently recommends that you get the seasonal flu vaccine now to prevent crazy long lines in late October when the swine flu vaccine rolls off production lines and into your neighborhood Safeway. So roll up your sleeve, and get shot 1 now.

H1N1 flu shots

Coming soon to your neighborhood supermarket: An ounce of prevention against H1N1.

More precisely, .0000005 ounce of prevention which is the teensy-weensy amount of killed viral material that scientists from the CDC, National Institutes of Health, and various licensed pharmaceutical companies inserted into syringes as they launched clinical trials of newly manufactured H1V1 vaccine earlier this month. They expect to analyze study results from mid-September to mid-October and then begin the first public immunization programs before Halloween. The trials will provide important information on the vaccine's safety, efficacy, and whether one or two doses are needed to provide optimal protection. (Study results released 9/10/09 indicated that one dose for adults is sufficient.)

We already know that H1N1 influenza, first identified in Mexico in late winter of this year, is the most common cause of flu-related illness throughout the world at this time. While this new viral strain continues to cause low-levels of new cases in all 50 states, it is currently 'widespread' in Maine and Alaska. But the regular flu season has not even started yet, and once the usual seasonal blend of influenzas A and B hits, we can expect a double whammy of flu-driven illness this fall into winter.

Quite a few of you have called our office with logistical questions about how best to protect yourselves and your families against this onslaught of respiratory crud. Here's the latest information:

What can we expect?

We know that H1N1 flu is quite contagious, easily passed person to person via contaminated secretions from coughs and sneezes, and able to survive on surfaces for up to 8 hours. While the initial reports from Mexico were quite disturbing with respect to the severity of illness caused by this strain, the illness lately has been acting a lot like seasonal flu. It does disproportionately affect persons under 60 and and can be unusually virulent in those under 25. Per Dr. Jay Butler of the CDC, "75% of the [H1N1]hospitalizations are in those aged under 49 and 60% of the deaths are in those under age 49." Studies showed that no young adults demonstrated circulating antibodies to H1N1 at the start of this pandemic whereas many older adults apparently encountered a similar influenza variety in the past and were found to have some immunity to this strain.

Experts are unable to estimate the community prevalence of H1N1 as many cases are too mild to come to medical attention. In addition, as H1N1 becomes more prevalent, the CDC no longer recommends that such mild cases be tested to confirm the presence of this specific virus.

As I've mentioned in previously posts, influenza is a tricky and changeable foe which can mutate rapidly. Thus far, thankfully, studies of the virus from recent cases in the southern hemisphere demonstrate no significant genetic change from northern cases investigated earlier this year.

What's the difference between H1N1 and the seasonal flu?

H1N1 is a novel strain originating in swine (but not caused by consumption of pork!) that developed in North American pigs through the mixing in their respiratory tracts of genetic material from swine, human, and avian flus. It is antigenically distinct from seasonal flu which means that its proteins and genetic material are completely different than the ordinary influenza types that circulate each winter season.

Will I need shots for both?

Absolutely. Separate shots will be available for seasonal and H1N1 flu. Preliminary information released in an online version of The New England Journal of Medicine 9/10/09 indicates one dose will be sufficient for adults; the proper dosing for children is not yet available.

The seasonal flu shot and the H1N1 shot can be taken on the same day--but different arms please! The seasonal shot is already available, however, whereas the first H1N1 vaccines will not be distributed until late October. While the optimal time to receive the seasonal flu shot is October or November to assure that immunity lasts through the entire season, the CDC currently recommends that persons receive the seasonal vaccine as soon as possible to assure that both flu shots can be administered to the largest number of people.

How can I get the H1N1 vaccine?

While the CDC was hopeful that ample vaccine would be available by October, production delays will slow delivery of adequate vaccine until later on in the year. For this reason, certain groups have been assigned top priority for the first wave of vaccinations, chosen due to their risk for more serious disease. These include:

• Pregnant women
• Persons who live with or provide care for infants aged <6>
• Health-care and emergency medical services personnel with direct patient contact
• Children aged 6 months--4 years, and
• Children and teens aged 5--18 years who have high risk medical conditions

What about college-aged children?

The CDC and universities are implementing various programs to limit the spread of H1N1 disease on campus. Some Colorado schools will offer alternative housing for dorm residents whose roommates become ill.

Stay tuned for up-to-date information on the use of anti-viral medications such as Tamiflu for H1N1 prevention and treatment.

Triple Reassortment Swine Influenza*

*aka Triple Reassortant Swine Influenza

"Six of the eight genetic segments of this virus strain are purely swine flu and the other two segments are bird and human, but have lived in swine for the past decade."
---Raul Rabadan, PhD, computational biologist at Columbia University

And that is why pigs are dubbed "mixing bowls" for influenza viruses. While humans are susceptible to human influenza viruses and somewhat less so to the swine varieties (at least up until now), our airways don't provide particularly good handholds for those influenza subtypes that seek out birds. Pigs, on the other hand, have receptors on the surfaces of their tracheal cells that welcome strains from all three species. From porcine throats and lungs, therefore, emerge new flu varieties with the potential to cause dangerous human disease.

These new flus are called triple-reassortment swine influenza A viruses as they contain genetic material from bird, human, and pig influenza viruses. Until recently, the pigs of North America kept their flu to themselves with sporadic reports of human infections generally limited to those most exposed to pigs in their daily work. Now, however, with another flip of their surface proteins--and flu viruses reproducing every 8 hours have 3 opportunities per day to mix, match, and mutate their DNA in a promiscuous sort of way--the little swinish devils have brought these reassorted flus to human airways. Furthermore, this newest genetic triple threat passes easily from one infected human to another.

With all this mating and mutating, therefore, epidemiologists are finding it hard to predict what's in store as the swine flu (and it is a swine flu no matter what it's called, passed at first from live pigs not pork meat) makes it way back to the Northern hemisphere big time. Fortunately, vaccine production is underway, and immunization programs should begin next month. More on that soon.

What's a Phase 6 pandemic?

WITHOUT A VACCINE, CDC ESTIMATES GRIM FOR SWINE FLU Denver Post, July 25, 2009

Grim?!? Whoa, that's a pretty strong word. In this weekly flu update, we'll check out the ease with which the H1N1 (formerly known as swine) flu spreads from person to person, and why the CDC is hoping for a timely vaccine against the virus.

What's a Phase 6 pandemic?

Sounds serious, and indeed it is insofar as it speaks of the ease with which this little hummer spreads from one human to the next.

The World Health Organization (WHO) has developed a 6-tiered approach that classifies the worldwide threat from strains of animal influenza newly arrived in human airways. Each higher level indicates an increased penetrance of the virus into human populations. By Phase 6--the current global level of the H1N1 flu--the virus has shifted into a lean, mean, human-to-human infecting machine in at least two countries of one WHO region and with spread detected in at least one country of a different region. This particular influenza virus, therefore, reached Phase 5 once it spread from person to person in Mexico and the United States; its subsequent spring '09 appearance in the Southern hemisphere then raised the threat to level 6.

Experts agree so far that this variety of influenza has a 'substantially higher' rate of transmissibility than the usual seasonal flu although this in itself does not mean that it's more lethal.

So what's transmissibility and what's the H1N1 score?

Influenza is quite contagious as it thrives in infected respiratory secretions and effectively spreads those viral laden droplets into the environment via juicy sneezes and coughs. The smaller the droplet, the longer it floats through the air and the further it penetrates into the airway of the unlucky recipient who inhales it. If the virus is novel--meaning that large portions of the population have never encountered this particular bug before--the risk of contagion is even higher.

Epidemiologists express transmissibility as reproductive number (R0 or R-zero) which is the number of cases caused by one infected person. If the R0 is less than one, the disease fades away, whereas rising R0 numbers mean that the spread of the disease is increasingly harder to contain. Experts think that an R0 more than 2 renders such measures as closing schools and screening visitors from other countries for signs of the disease as virtually useless.

So what's the R0 of H1N1? Compared to the seasonal flu with an average R0 of 1.3, estimates for H1N1 vary between 1.3 to more than 2. Calculating an accurate R0 for novel H1N1 flu is very complicated considering the many unknowns about this pandemic such as the incubation time and the percentage of cases mild enough to escape official notice. But we must assume that H1N1 is sporting a fairly robust R0 considering its current worldwide status, and, for that reason, we desperately need a vaccine to slow the spread of infection.

Upcoming info

The important thing in containing this pandemic, therefore, is the development and widespread use of an effective vaccine. More on that subject next week.

The end of private health insurance?

I generally don't mix politics with medicine, but I ask you to consider this article from Investor's Business Daily published July 15, 2009:

It didn't take long to run into an "uh-oh" moment when reading the House's "health care for all Americans" bill. Right there on Page 16 is a provision making individual private medical insurance illegal.

When we first saw the paragraph Tuesday, just after the 1,018-page document was released, we thought we surely must be misreading it. So we sought help from the House Ways and Means Committee.

It turns out we were right: The provision would indeed outlaw individual private coverage. Under the Orwellian header of "Protecting The Choice To Keep Current Coverage," the "Limitation On New Enrollment" section of the bill clearly states:

"Except as provided in this paragraph, the individual health insurance issuer offering such coverage does not enroll any individual in such coverage if the first effective date of coverage is on or after the first day" of the year the legislation becomes law.

So we can all keep our coverage, just as promised — with, of course, exceptions: Those who currently have private individual coverage won't be able to change it. Nor will those who leave a company to work for themselves be free to buy individual plans from private carriers.

From the beginning, opponents of the public option plan have warned that if the government gets into the business of offering subsidized health insurance coverage, the private insurance market will wither. Drawn by a public option that will be 30% to 40% cheaper than their current premiums because taxpayers will be funding it, employers will gladly scrap their private plans and go with Washington's coverage.

The nonpartisan Lewin Group estimated in April that 120 million or more Americans could lose their group coverage at work and end up in such a program. That would leave private carriers with 50 million or fewer customers. This could cause the market to, as Lewin Vice President John Sheils put it, "fizzle out altogether."

What wasn't known until now is that the bill itself will kill the market for private individual coverage by not letting any new policies be written after the public option becomes law.The legislation is also likely to finish off health savings accounts.

Washington does not have the constitutional or moral authority to outlaw private markets in which parties voluntarily participate. It shouldn't be killing business opportunities, or limiting choices, or legislating major changes in Americans' lives.

A blogger from Maine, participating in a conference call with the President, said he kept running into the above article that claimed Section 102 of the House health legislation would outlaw private insurance. He asked: “Is this true? Will people be able to keep their insurance and will insurers be able to write new policies even though H.R. 3200 is passed?” President Obama replied: “You know, I have to say that I am not familiar with the provision you are talking about.”

Bystolic testimonial

I wrote some time ago about a medication called Bystolic, a beta-blocker used for hypertension and irregularities in heart rhythm. Beta-blockers also have been used for years to calm the body manifestations of anxiety such as a racing heart, and they are, therefore, useful for stage fright. I have several lawyer/patients who use beta-blockers when they must speak in court. Another patient was having panic attacks that were difficult to diagnose as they manifested with symptoms quite similar to TIAs. After completing a detailed cardiac work-up, I put her on a small dose of Bystolic (2.5 mg. or 1/2 of the smallest available tablet) which controlled both her attacks and her blood pressure.

Here is an e-mail I received from Cheryl on her experience:

I have been using Bystolic for over a month. I love it. Not only is it controlling my anxiety and fast heart rate, my blood pressure is down and I have a generalized good feeling. Things don’t get me worked up like before. And, I’m breaking the 5mg in half. I did have to stop taking it in the evening because my sleep was restless. But, I start my day with a cup of coffee and half a Bystolic and it’s a good thing. I was reluctant after trying samples of Diovan that almost killed me. (Yuk on that one….Poison*).

If I had known how great I would feel on Bystolic, I would have taken it a long time ago. I’m not a pill-popper and dodge it, but this works! I am a health freak and have fought taking meds, but my doctor prescribed it for my racing heart. The benefits make my life happier and healthier.

*This is Cheryl's reaction to Diovan. It often works well for others, and is a good drug for hypertension.

Onsolis

My dear friend is dealing with enormous post-op pain following a prolonged surgery for a bowel blockage. She's still in the IV drip phase of pain control, snowed under by varying doses of ketamine, hydromorphone, and methadone. The surgical team has called in anesthesia and the pain team to help manage her case, so we are once again dealing with multiple docs who, we hope, are more than less keeping in touch with one another.

Ways to control pain that don't require swallowing pills are important to surgical pain control as well as in situations where oral meds aren't tolerated or aren't enough. I was interested, therefore, to learn today about Onsolis, newly approved by the FDA, as an entirely new approach to the problem. Onsolis uses BioErodible MucoAdhesive (BEMA®) drug delivery technology to deliver Fentanyl across the tissues of the inner cheek into the bloodstream. Up until now, Fentanyl has been available as a skin patch which sometimes causes local irritation and occasionally results in overdose if patients apply heat to the body area on which the patch is stuck.

Gotta be careful with these heavy duty narcotics though, they are not for the uninitiated or narcotic naive patient whose liver is not muscled up for processing these drugs. I once had a patient with dreadful arthritis in her neck. She was prescribed morphine for pain control, and in an effort to be painfree, took way more than she tolerated and died in respiratory arrest. For patients like my friend, however, who have been using narcotic analgesia for some time and cannot reliably use or absorb oral meds, this little patch may be a great boon to their comfort.

Of cockatiels and trumpets

Some of my patients are 'difficult' insofar as I am stumped as to what they need and how to improve their health situation. One such customer was a middle-aged lady plagued with pain, poverty, and depression. She was a large lady, and part of each appointment was spent in the slow walk from the waiting to the exam room which she negotiated one tedious step at a time with the help of two canes. She always arrived with copious pencil-written notes about her days spent doing little other than getting by.

What her notes never included, however, were tales of her cockatiels. Who knew she raised birds? I certainly didn't. I'm not sure how it even came up, but once we discussed her birds, everything seemed to change. She still came armed with those torn notebook pages full of complaints, but she was also the person who brought pictures of her birds and their tiny little-finger sized hatchlings. She was now, for me, the bird lover who struggled with pain rather than just the pain.

Yesterday's new patient was a nervous young man who at 23 had an engineering degree and spent his working days making sure that the calculations made by his firm on bridge design were correct. I remember a magazine article on school standards (and their increasing laxity) that asked the reader whether or not they would care to drive across a bridge designed by someone in the lowest quartile of their engineering class. My first impression of this fellow was that he'd be a good one to have beneath the bridge upon which we drive with nary a thought as to its safety.

At the end of the physical, I asked him if he planned to go on to a higher degree in engineering. He answered that he felt that engineering was going to be the job that supports his real loves in life, namely playing the trumpet. I'd like, I thought, to drive across bridges designed by this engineer who plays the trumpet. No need anymore for either of us to be nervous.

Abilify testimonial

I wrote recently about a patient whose 'delusional parisitosis' was ruining her life. She felt that bird mites had invaded her home, her car, and her siblings' homes, making her too anxious and distracted to work or carry on any semblance of normalcy. A psychiatrist started her on Abilify last month during a brief involuntary hospitalization orchestrated by her frantic family.

She came in today, 5 weeks into her Abilify treatment. She looked well--rested and tear-free. She declared that things were 'almost back to normal'; she was back in her home, no longer experienced abnormal skin sensations, and had returned to work. I didn't ask her if the mites were gone, nor did she volunteer anything along the lines of 'what do you suppose that crazy business was all about?' I didn't feel like she needed to acknowledge whether or not the mites were real or imagined; it was more than sufficient that they were no longer front and center in her mind and her life.

I hope her insurance pays for this medication. It's four-plus expensive, but what an amazing difference it's made for her.

Bacteria, bad breath, and oil pulling

I've been thinking about bad breath and mouth hygiene lately (and as soon as I get the big "L" off my forehead, perhaps I'll think about something fun). First of all, I wonder what to do about patients with bad breath--not the ones who complain of it who frankly never have bad breath on examination, but rather the clueless ones who have bad breath and don't know it. Should I say something to them? Perhaps I could include "Do you have bad breath?" in my review of systems during the annual physical, and if they answer "No," tell them "Not so fast on the negative buster!"

My latest foray into alternative medicine includes a month-long experiment in the Ayurvedic practice of oil-pulling. I'm not quite sure where I came across it, but it seemed like an intriguing way to use up a bottle of organic sesame oil sitting in my 'frig. First of an a.m. on an empty stomach, I sip but don't swallow a tablespoonful of sesame oil. As I bring in the paper, make coffee, empty the dishwasher, and do the little morning chores, I 'pull' the oil through my teeth or poke at the mouthful with tongue against teeth for (theoretically) 20 minutes or until my mouth is too full and I'm too grossed-out to go on which got up to 14 whole minutes today. Spit and rinse follows, then on to breakfast.

Testimonials abound on the Internet in support of the practice which, among other things, is supposed to enhance oral hygiene, and lessen tooth decay, bad breath, and dry lips. So far, one week into it, it only dampens my enthusiasm for breakfast and seems to make me less prone to eating the crap that drug reps bring in to the office (despite new Pharma regulations against the practice!).

An article in the Journal of the Indian Society of Pedodontics and Preventive Dentistry reported a study wherein 10 adolescent boys were somehow convinced to oil-pull in the a.m. for 10 minutes, and then their levels of streptococcus mutans (a bacteria associated with tooth decay) were compared with another group of 10 who swished instead of a morning with chlorhexidine mouth wash. Both groups experienced the same drop in levels of those s mutans bad boys.

But...I dare you to find a bunch of health nuts waxing poetic over the morning use of chlorhexidine mouthwash! Consider this on oil pulling from Molly of SanFrancisco: The really bad stuff that forms plague [sic], is very attracted to the acids in the oil. So it melts this bad stuff and then you spit it out. That's why your teeth get much cleaner than by conventional means, like alcohol based rinses. And so, when you melt this bad stuff, you simply spit it out..buh bye.

On now to my real story here which is breaking news from the first ever symposium on the microbiology of odors held last month in Philadelphia. Israeli microbiologists have developed a new saliva test called OkayToKiss that tests for the presence of certain enzymes produced by gram-positive bacteria (such as s mutans) that make it easier for gram-negative bacteria in the mouth to break protein into malodorous compounds.

The doc-in-charge of the research, Dr. Mel Rosenberg, is described as an "international authority on the diagnosis and treatment of bad breath." He invented a two-phase mouthwash (containing saline and oil) based on his studies of petroleum microbiology wherein he discovered that oral microorganisms from dental plaque when mixed with nontoxic oils became bound to the oil. Voila! Does that not sound like a variation on oil-pulling to you? Check out melrosenberg.com if you want a ton of technical on the process. And the 1-2 mouthwash known as Assuta bested Listerine with respect to longterm control of halitosis.

So back to this OkayToKiss test. Due out next year, this pocket-sized test I gather is a treated piece of paper that you lick and check. If it turns blue, keep your mouth to yourself. This Dr. Rosenberg is a kick--don't miss his smellwell site for more ideas on keeping fresh as a daisy.

September, 2009 update: Still oil-pulling. I can last 15 or more minutes at it, no problem. Teeth so white that my 20-something year old daughter who commented below about how gaggingly gross this sounded is now doing it herself. My first visit with the dental hygienist post oil-pulling is next month; I'll let you know how I fare.

Dying for D

A lot of you, it seems, have not yet gotten the memo. All this sun-phobia has caused an epidemic of vitamin D deficiency. The latest articles I've seen go by implicate low levels of D as a contribution to non-melanoma skin cancers (thought you were ducking that by avoiding the sun, did you?), bacterial vaginitis(!), and depression. Now this from the Archives of Internal Medicine:

Researchers sorted through the mountain of data generated by the Third National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey looking at D levels as compared to the incidence of dropping dead in some 13,000 participants followed from 1988 through 1994.

Those participants with D levels lower than 17.8 ng/ml (and at least half my patients test into this range!) had a 26% increased risk of dying compared to those more D-endowed. The likelihood of being D-ficient was higher in those who were older, female, nonwhite race (darker skin is not as efficient at producing D when exposed to sunshine), diabetic, smokers, overweight, and in those who did not take D supplements. I have found many who rely on the D added to dairy products or calcium supplements and/or the D in multivitamins are also often deficient.

Take D. Take it everyday. Get a little sunshine on your unsunblocked self.
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Melamed, ML, et al. 25-hydroxyvitamin D levels and the risk of Mortality in the general population. Arch Int Med. 2008; 168(15):1629-1637.

Brain centers in charge of voice recognition

In everday life, we automatically and effortlessly decode speech into language independently of who speaks. Similarly, we recognize a speaker's voice independently of what she or he says.(1)

My first call of this holiday weekend was a real jaw-dropper. The youngish man was most put out; he'd been assured that his prescription was called in and, on arriving at the pharmacy, found that they had no record of it. In language worthy of a drunken sailor, he anonymously expressed his deep unhappiness, and concluded that my staff and I were copulating pieces of excrement but in different words.

Now I certainly appreciate his aggravation--been there (at the pharmacy as a customer) done that (felt my blood pressure rising that the pharmacy staff had no knowledge of any script) myself. As often as not, it's an oversight or delay at the pharmacy, but I do know (as do you my patients) that we also have system failures at the office. That said, this tirade was inappropriate done anywhere but in the privacy of one's own brain or car, and I would like to know the identity of the caller so we can discuss whether or not he should continue as our patient if he even cares to do so.

So now we're on the topic du post: voice recognition. I remember a much more pleasant call nearly two decades ago when my front desk assistant announced I had a personal call on line 6. I didn't recognize the name she gave me (remember--we do admit to system failures) but I instantly knew the voice of my freshman college best buddy whom I'd lost track of for 17 years. Now scientists have identified the bit of gray matter that lights up with delight or dismay at the sound of a familiar voice.

Using functional MRI scanning, researchers from the Department of Cognitive Neuroscience at the University of Maastricht located an area of the auditory cortex that hums with activity as test subjects decipher the message and the messenger of spoken stimuli. In order to establish the identity of my anonymous caller, I need to find a staff member whose right anterior superior temporal sulcus (this STS is a brain bit located roughly behind and slightly above the right ear) along with the nearby Heschl's gyrus roars with recognition (and righteous indignation) when the message is replayed.

And Mr. No-Impulse-Control, get this, Pat at the front desk has a highly developed STS, and we will smoke you out. And know that a plainly worded message, even one expressing anger appropriately over lost time and effort, would've resulted in a prompt call by me to your pharmacy!
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Formisano et al. "Who" is saying "What"? Brain-based decoding of human voice and speech. Science. 7 November 2008, Vol 322, pps. 970-973.

Lest you think that I don't observe my own health habits, here's the latest. I've developed a juicy head cold since I got back from South Dakota, so perhaps I got in the line of fire of infected droplets from Mr. Sneeze-in-the-hand who passed not five feet away from me at the Rushmore Memorial. On the plus side, however, I logged well over 4,000 steps* at the office today, leaving the exam room every time I needed to sneeze or cough and then, of course, washing my hands. Unfortunately, I joined the chunky mom and child in the Keystone, SD restaurant by snacking through the day on Milky Way bites (dark chocolate covered!) and chips.

My bro', whom regular readers know as a strict grammarian and my sharpest critic, wrote a limerick in response to my previous post:

A very old guy in Custer
Said it's not beer that loses your luster;
Read your own blog,
Be a stick, not a log,
(And drink coffee to make certain, buster.)

Last week, I received an endoscopy report (complete with color pictures) on one of my patients who underwent the test two days prior to evaluate her upper abdominal pain. She had a mass in her duodenum that looked scary, like something you might see growing on the Great Barrier Reef. The comment section of the report said "Pt. should call the office in 7 days for the report."

Seven days waiting for a biopsy report? Sounds like the week from hell as there's nothing worse, I think, than waiting for test results on a mass found where no mass ought to be. An hour later, the path report came over the FAX--no cancer!! I called her to let her know, although I advised her to call the GI doc to find out what the next step should be. Her response reminded me of a line from Dennis Prager's "Happiness is a Serious Problem":

"...ideally, we should awaken every day and be as happy about our good health as if we had just received the wonderful news that a lump was diagnosed as benign."
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*I wear a pedometer every day. I'll refund the co-pay of the first person who shows up in my office for their physical wearing one! People tell me all the time that they don't need exercise as they 'run around all day at the office' or 'park at the end of the lot.' I've often wondered how many steps are involved in said running and parking.

My father was a psychiatrist. When my friends came to visit, they would ask me--half-joking--if he thought they were crazy. I know for a fact that he passed no judgments on our crazy adolescent antics, but I'm here to tell you that the internist in me is always on alert to the health habits of others. Here's several observations from my just-completed trip to South Dakota:

--The young man sneezed mightily into his hand as he walked away from Mt. Rushmore. He looked with distaste at his mucous-slicked hand, then wiped it half-heartedly on his jeans. Remember, this guy (or his cousin) touched that door knob just before you did.

--This fellow (a dead ringer for TweedleDee's silhouette) jockeyed for position at the toaster during the crowded, freebie breakfast service at the Dew Drop Inn in Rapid City. He was reaching for the whole wheat bread when the little serving lady brought in a heaping stack of chocolate muffins. To heck with bread, he nabbed two fresh muffins.

--This chunky young mom walked into the restaurant with her overweight daughter in tow. They placed their orders, and shortly thereafter the waitress brought a plate of onion rings for mom and a platter of fries for the young lady. Hmm, I thought, but oh well, they're on vacation and going for a treat before dinner. Alas, their second course was ice cream parfaits for all.

--A very thin, very old guy sat at the bar in Custer, SD, reading the paper and nursing a beer before dinner. We discovered that he was a World War II veteran, a banker, a cattle rancher, and the jeep tour driver for the lodge. He regaled us with stories from all his various careers.

I'm having whatever he's ordering!

Delusional parasitosis

The ones that crawl in are lean and thin
The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
Your eyes fall in and your teeth fall out
Your brains come tumbling down your snout

No lighthearted matter, these creeping mites, for two of my patients. The first middle-aged lady came in last summer toting a small aquarium full of water. Floating within were numerous diaphanous strands that trembled and tumbled as she heaved the case onto the table.

"Bugs," she declared, "the things that are crawling into my nose and making me crazy."

She was not kidding; she was in tears. She didn't say I think I'm going crazy because I imagine bugs, she said these are bugs.

The second lady came with her brother and sister in tow. He was carrying a crystal wine glass filled with alcohol and covered with saran wrap. Within floated three 'mites' captured as they scurried up someone's arm; I can't remember which one of the sibs caught the little buggers. I carefully poured off the alcohol and managed to snag the tiny particles onto a slide.

"Two clumps of fiber and pile of skin cells," I declared on returning to the exam room. "C'mon back and have a look."

Did they say "Oh my goodness, how foolish we feel now?" Nope, they just shrugged and said "we must've missed them which is amazing as they swarm by the thousands up our arms and legs." Lady #1 didn't go so far as to pin down the species of her infestation, Lady #2 was quite clear the pests were bird mites.

This is not only a psychotic syndrome, but the ability to pass the delusion along to others is a known phenomenon dubbed Shared Psychotic Disorder (SPD) which occurs in as many as 15% of cases of Delusional Parasitosis (DP). Must be a huge delusional exaggeration of the way one starts to itch when someone near by starts to scratch.

Per Wolfgang Trabert(1), when SPD patients are separated from the 'inducer,' a significant number of them undergo a spontaneous remission. Indeed, the brother and sister of this patient pulled back from their personal mitey troubles and had Lady #2 involuntarily admitted for psychiatric evaluation. She emerged slightly less upset due to the use of anti-psychotic meds, but still convinced that her house (that she's abandoned), her car (which she still drives but coats herself before doing so in olive oil as mites don't care for the taste), and her new apartment all continue infested.

Helping Lady #2 try to regain some semblance of a normal life is the hardest thing I've ever attempted in 28 years of practice. Her major source of information is birdmites.org. Check it out; is this fact or a web-site run by a bunch of SPD patients?
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1. Trabert, W. Shared Psychotic Disorder in Delusional Parasitosis. Psychopathology 1999;32:30-34.

Heart attacks and low cholesterol

Can you have bragging rights cholesterol and still suffer a heart attack? You bet, read on:

My patient sat relaxed and smiling in the exam room. He was here, per my schedule, for 'follow-up."

"So, what's going on?" I asked.

"Well, haven't you heard?" he asked. "I just had a heart attack a week ago Sunday."

There he sat, tan, comfortable, the only visible sign of less than perfect health in his 61 year old self was a little bit more belly than ideal bulging out at his midriff.

"You're kidding, right?"

"Nope," he replied, "to make a long story short, I had a heart attack while reading the morning paper and drinking my coffee. I started having severe chest pain, told my wife that this was the real deal, and within 78 minutes I was on the table getting a stent placed in my heart"

Gad, this guy has perfect blood pressure (110/72) on a low dose of heart-healthy lisinopril, 'walks some' for exercise which is not enough but more than many people, and has an LDL cholesterol of 80 on no meds. His dad had diabetes and died of coronary artery disease at 73.

The cardiologist found a complete blockage of his left anterior descending artery--the so-called 'widow maker-- on catheterization, which means no blood whatsoever was getting to the front wall of his left ventricle prior to stent placement. An echocardiogram after the procedure showed that only a small part of the apex of his heart was damaged.

When I was in med school, this fellow would've gone straight to bypass surgery followed by a prolonged post-op stay in the CCU. Yet here he was, scarcely a week later, already starting a cardiac rehab exercise program.

Two lessons here: prompt access to modern medicine is grand, and none of us can rest assured in our low cholesterol numbers.

"Why don't we do it in our sleeves?"

I feel an enormous amount of compassion for the sick people in my exam room. But my fountain of understanding abruptly runs dry when some infectious chucklehead lets loose an unrestrained cough or sneeze as we sit together in that tiny space.

So please, one and all, as we pass through this scary, fluish time in close quarters, check out this video . Give your family, your co-workers, and your doctor a break!

Cytokine storm and the H1N1 swine flu virus

At a time when the flu season should be winding down in North America and Mexico, scary reports are emerging from our Southern neighbor of a new swine flu variant whose victims are primarily young. Not only does this influenza A strain appear to be a previously unknown combination of bird, swine, and human genetic material, but the course of fatal illness caused by this bad actor seems to be marked by a 'cytokine storm' that leads to grave lung damage in those affected.

Well shoot, who wants to be in the eye of a cytokine storm? Cytokines are worthy molecules that various body immune cells make in response to an infectious invasion. This is generally a good thing insofar as these various chemicals amplify the body's attack on unwanted intruders. As is true of so many physiological functions, however, a little is good but a lot is destructive.

At the heart of the stormy matter are macrophages ('first responder' white cells activated by damaged cells or foreign invaders such as bacteria or viruses) and CD8+T-lymphocytes (circulating white cells that leap into killer mode the moment they get a whiff of flu viral proteins nearby). These white knights in cell membrane clothing produce a whole host of cytokines--including Tumor Necrosis Factor (TNF)-alpha, Interferon (IFN)-gamma, IFN-alpha/beta, Interleukin (IL)-6, IL-1, MIP-1 (Macrophage Inflammatory Protein), MIG (Monokine Induced by IFN-gamma), IP-10 (Interferon-gamma-Inducible Protein), and MCP-1 (Monocyte Chemoattractant Protein) to name a few. H5N1 influenza (bird flu) happens to be a particularly strong inducer of this cytokine over-production due to the virulence and enthusiasm with which it enters human tissues. Whether or not swine flu and this newest swine version causes this kind of cytokine mess is still not known.

So the human lung and too many cytokines is way too much of a good thing, causing swelling, hemorrhage, and tissue death which are, ironically, more a result of the body's defense mode than a primary flu-generated injury. Scientists theorize that young people may have a more robust cytokine response and less H1N1 immunity from previous exposure compared with older populations.

As of today, 8 cases have been reported in the US from California and Mexico that have been identified as the swinish H1N1 flu but mild and self-limited illnesses in those affected. Remember, increasing evidence suggests that robust body levels of vitamin D are flu-protective, so this might be a good time to get your blood tested for vitamin D and step up your supplements under advisement with your physician.

For up-dated information on the H1N1 flu, see Triple Reassortment Swine Influenza, H1N1 flu shots, Why should I get a flu shot?, and What's a Phase 6 Pandemic?

These glasses have got to go!

I've just returned from a round trip drive to the East coast. Don't ask why, just know that the last time I did that journey, I was 19, and it's quite a different matter to sit in a car that long that far nearly 4 decades later.

We were equipped with snacks, books on tape, and my favorite pair of sunglasses. When I tried them on at the sporting goods store, I was impressed with their style and comfort. I wore them for six months before I noticed that they had skulls embossed on the ear pieces--perhaps some sort of extreme sports insignia? Actually my son brought the look to my attention.

Well I can live with the skull thing, but I discovered during hours of driving into the late afternoon Kansas sun, these shades simply don't fit. The beskulled left ear piece digs painfully into my very own skull just above and behind my ear. So what misery to pick--squinting into the sun (wrinkles! cataracts! an inability to see the road!) or incessant fiddling with the way glasses meet head?

On top of that, my left shoulder began hurting terribly. I'm picturing my aging, degenerating neck sinking into my torso, pinching a nerve on its way to the bucket seat, and I add massaging the shoulder to sunglass fussing to my general in-car fidgets. After ripping the stupid things off when the sun went behind a cloud, I discovered that my shoulder pain resolved within minutes.

I've always told my patients that muscle tension in the neck can easily cause a headache. Apparently pounding plastic into the temporalis muscle on the side of the head can reverse the pain flow down the neck to the shoulder.

Bilateral shingles

I wished recently for a consult with Dr. House (in the form of Hugh Laurie with the patience of Mother Theresa). My patient felt awful for a week or so. She was having palpitations, her chest hurt terribly with any position change--say with settling back into bed--or with deep breathing, and the skin on the back of her neck hurt terribly. Her appetite was down, she had no pain with swallowing nor acid reflux, and generally felt unwell due to her newly diagnosed rheumatoid arthritis and Crohn's disease.

Her blood pressure was low and her pulse was up, no fever, her chest wall was not painful to touch, her lungs were clear, and her abdomen wasn't tender. Any movement of her torso caused her to cry out in pain. Her blood count and lab work were normal except for an expected elevation in her sedimentation rate (a non-specific measure of inflammation or infection in the body) due to her arthritis and colitis. A chest x-ray was clear, her thoracic spine films looked good, and the EKG showed no evidence of heart troubles.

Yikes, what on earth? Perhaps yeast in her esophagus? Yet she had no trouble swallowing food. Costochondritis (inflammation where the ribs meet the sternum)? No pain on pressing those joints. Acid gastritis? Her pain was positional and not affected a bit by eating. Heart pain? Nope, the pain was totally atypical. Pre-shingles nerve pain? Maybe in the neck, but not on both sides, and what did that have to do with her chest pain.

Two days later she broke out in shingles--on both sides of her head behind and on her ears. So much for conventional wisdom that shingles only affects one side. In fact, 4% of patients break out on both sides of their bodies. Meanwhile, she researched the side effects of Asacol (a medication used to decrease the inflammation of colitis) and found chest pain on the list. She quit the medication, and, within a day, her pain was gone.

So who needs House when patients use the Internet? I regret that I didn't start her right away on one of the drugs that work against shingles (Valtrex, Famvir, or acyclovir). House would've done that.

Meat-related mortality

I just finished a liverwurst sandwich (delicious with dijon mustard and sliced purple onion); it was 'to die for' but not exactly my definition of health food. Imagine my dismay when to die for took on a more literal meaning as I opened the March 23rd issue of The Archives of Internal Medicine to this headline news: "Meat intake and mortality: a prospective study of over half a million people."(1)

So what do 500,000 meat eaters have to teach us about the guilty pleasure of a liverwurst sandwich? Namely that the consumption of red meat and processed meats (and liverwurst, while not red, is oddly pink in a processed, not-found-in-nature sort of way) is associated with modest increases in total mortality, cancer mortality, and cardiovascular disease mortality.

In other words, too much meat and you're so much dead meat. My sandwich sits like a guilty lump in my stomach. An accompanying editorial goes on to indict me further: "Far too few clinicians speak out on topics such as this. What the public hears is the side of the profession that is preaching vegetarian diets and not the side of the profession that is discussing moderation as a healthy option." So I'm telling you now, the very occasional processed meat treat may be good for your soul, but mostly you should emulate my favorite dinner--which I had last night--namely a bowl of Bear Naked Granola.

And just to further fuel my discomfort with meat, I have just ordered "Dying for a Hamburger: Modern Meat Processing and the Epidemic of Alzheimer's Disease" wherein the authors make a case that Alzheimer's Disease is spreading like an infectious disease which, per them, is carried in cow meat meals contaminated by prions, the proteinaceous particles associated with mad cow disease. Lovely. I'll let you know if this sounds cutting edge or lunatic fringe.
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1) Arch Into Med. 2009 Mar 23;169(6):562-71.

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Fatty liver disease

"As the nation gets heavier, our livers will get fatter."
---Chin Hee Kim, MD

Nonalcoholic fatty liver disease (NAFLD) is the most common form of liver disease AND it affects 20-30% of the US population per Drs. Kim and Younossi writing in the Cleveland Clinic Journal of Medicine(1). NAFLD can range from no big deal fat in liver through inflammation and liver cell damage (nonalcoholic steatohepatosis or NASH) to cirrhosis, liver cancer, or liver failure.

The standard, automated laboratory blood profile includes a panel of liver enzymes. These transaminases(2) which are involved in the production of amino acids are part of the biochemical equipment within liver cells. They are normally present in the bloodstream in small amounts, but disruption of liver cells causes their blood levels to rise. A case of hepatitis skyrockets transaminase levels into the 1,000s and beyond, but even very low level elevations found on lab screening are worthy of follow-up because they may indicate an ongoing, asymptomatic inflammatory liver process that can ultimately lead to cirrhosis and liver failure.

Often, elevated liver enzymes or liver function tests (LFTs) in overweight persons demonstrating signs of metabolic troubles (fat concentrated around the waistline, elevated blood pressure, elevated triglycerides, low HDL, or high blood sugar) are the first sign of NAFLD. This fatty liver business is usually asymptomatic and only noted on lab testing. In order to chase down the cause of abnormal LFTs, we next order tests to check for chronic hepatitis B or C infections, auto-immune liver disease, or metabolic diseases such as abnormally stored copper or iron in the liver. An ultrasound of the liver is fairly accurate in assessing the presence of fat in the liver.

Liver biopsy is the best way to determine if the fatty liver troubles are benign or carry a risk of progression from nonalcoholic steatohepatosis to scarring and permanent liver damage or failure. Once diagnosed, the best approach to treating fatty livers is the same strategy that improves overall health in overweight persons on the road to diabetes or heart disease. These include weight loss (including use of bariatric or gastric bypass procedures), trials of various drugs that promote insulin sensitivity such as metformin, Actos, or Avandia or drugs that lower triglycerides and raise HDL levels such as statins and gemfibrozil. Fatty livers are more sensitive to damage from regular alcohol intake.

If you tend to pack the pounds around your waistline, be sure to ask your doctor to test your liver enzymes.
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1) Kim, HK and Younossi, ZM. Nonalcoholic fatty liver disease: A manifestation of the metabolic syndrome. Cleveland Clinic Journal of Medicine. October, 2008, Vol 75, pp 721-728.
2) Aspartate transaminase (AST) and alanine transaminase (ALT) levels generally range up to 40 or so. In mild NAFLD, AST <> ALT.

Cures for the red face?

And who wants a red face? I had a new patient in yesterday who specifically complained of a red nose, and indeed, the tip of her nose was red with tiny enlarged blood vessels visible on its surface (but only seen by me with reading glasses assist!).

Thanks again to TheDermBlog.com (and I highly recommend this site to you), I am able to bring you a little more info on the subject. One of the most common causes of a red face is rosacea, an inflammatory skin condition that often causes red cheeks and nose (and occasionally eyes), that gets redder yet with alcohol consumption, and responds to topical antibiotics like Metrogel. Sun damage also permanently dilates the superficial blood vessels in our skin, particularly visible in those with Type I sun-sensitive skin (as in fair, easily burned, often in red heads and persons of Northern European ancestry). Dr. Benabio notes on his blog that laser treatment can take away those enlarged capillaries at the skin surface.

I also see persons with acne succumb, as did I, to overscrub syndrome, using washcloths and various exfoliants in a vain attempt (in both senses of the word vain) to liberate the pores from pus and oil. I have been following Dr. Benabio's advice to wash the face less often, but it still goes against my basic impulse to scrub early, scrub often and dab with astringent in between.

He recommends anti-inflammatory, anti-redness skin products for the those who carry the red badge of sun damage/acne/rosacea front and center on their face. In particular, he mentioned Aveeno calming lotions with the herb feverfew. Aveeno apparently has gone to some trouble along with a host of phytochemists to remove the pesky parthenolide component of feverfew (which sensitizes the skin i.e. makes it redder) leaving behind its beneficial anti-inflammatory components. In particular, the parthenolide-depleted feverfew inhibits 5-lipoxygenase, a pro-inflammatory molecule that is the target of a new anti-arthritis medication working its way through clinical trials. Maybe feverfew should join the A-list of herbals that we smear on and swallow (it's supposedly good for migraine prevention as well) along with vitamin C and green tea.

Well, of all my skin troubles, redness is not one. Testimonials for Aveeno (and Eucerin) anti-redness creams abound on the internet. Let me know if you try it and like it!

Vitamin A supplements and cancer risk

A little is essential, a lot, apparently, is too much of a good thing.

Enamored with the potential of anti-oxidants in fruits and vegetables in cancer prevention, scientists theorized that concentrating these worthy phytonutrients in supplement form might be even better yet. Several studies through the years designed to test this theory on vitamin A derivatives such as carotene (that substance which imparts the orange color to carrots, sweet potatoes, melons, etc.) have been abruptly halted when smokers enrolled in the trials who took the real deal beta-carotene preparations developed lung cancer at a significantly higher rate than those on placebos.

University of North Carolina researchers took another tact and arrived at the same conclusion. They examined data from 77,000 Americans over 10 years--correlating use of dietary supplements with subsequent cancer diagnoses. Note that these subjects were not assigned to a certain vitamin or placebo but rather self-reported their use of over-the-counter vitamin pills.

Not only did beta-carotene again prove problematic in a cancer-causing sort of way for the smokers in the study group, but retinol and lutein demonstrated a potent total dose-related association with lung cancer risk. The longer a person took these supplements, the greater their risk compared with those smokers who did not use them--53% for retinol and 102% for lutein!

Lutein, of course, is recommended to help prevent macular degeneration, an age-related eye condition that can result in significant vision loss. The researchers did not comment on the conflicting reasons to take or pass up lutein, but perhaps persons who smoke should pass up the lutein.

Vitamin D and URIs

When all around the wind doth blow,
And coughing drowns the parson's saw,
And birds sit brooding in the snow,
And Marion's nose looks red and raw.
---William Shakespeare

Denver weather includes some wind, no snow, and no brooding birds sighted in our bushes. Lots of patients coughing in the waiting room, however, drowning in their own secretions, their throats, noses, and eyes red and raw. Colorado scientists, revisiting data from the Third National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey, conclude, as have others before them, that a lack of vitamin D is at the heart of these viral matters(1).

They conducted a 'probability survey' based on six years of results looking for an association between a person's vitamin D levels and a recent personal history of an upper respiratory tract infection. Indeed, those persons with puny little D levels (<10 ng/ml) were nearly twice as likely to have had a recent viral URI as those with robust amounts of D on board (30 ng/ml or more).

To give you a notion of what's common here in sunny Colorado, I don't see one person in ten whose D levels break the 30 nanogram level. In many patients who claim to take at least 400 units of D per day in their multi-vitamin pills, levels hover in the low teens.

No one has time for a viral URI. If you don't want the problem, check and see if you have D problem; get your D level checked.
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( 1) Arch Intern Med. 2009;169:384-390.

Winter vomiting disease

Lovely, huh? WVD is the UK name for the 1-2 day intestinal crud whose hallmark is...vomiting! And I can personally attest that it's a toilet-hugging disaster--been there hugged that all yesterday afternoon.

As noted in The Rocky Mountain News recently, WVD--caused by the norovirus (and rather picturesquely as the 'small round structured virus' or SRSV)--is currently epidemic here in Colorado. Here's what Brit SRSV expert Professor Steve Field had to say:

Generally you do not need to go and see your doctor.

Because, dear patients of mine, if you go and see your doctor with it, as about 10 of you did last week, she will get it too. That said, I finally got my son to call my doctor--the lovely and talented internist Adele Sykes--to rush over ASAP (leaving her Valentine's Day dinner party to do so) with a phenergan shot to put me out of my misery. Now I know why all of you who are her patients love her so--she was a veritable angel of mercy in a red sweater with a red band about her more or less reddish hair, and she certainly saved my sorry self from hours more of misery.

Maybe, then, we should have those of you who peel yourself off the bathroom floor to visit us with WVD sneak in the back door where a gowned and glove assistant will shoot you up too. And if you're too sick to travel, know that this too shall pass provided you don't pass out and break your head open.

How would you have handled this one?

My long-time patient has struggled with alcohol abuse in the last two years. She's been in and out of rehab plus had several hospitalizations with serious illnesses indirectly linked to her addiction. Now she's back to work and looking the best I've seen her in ages. She came in alone yesterday regarding a mild skin ailment--her daughter usually accompanies her-- and walked slowly and a little unsteadily into the exam room due to a 'minor ankle sprain'.

After our pleasant visit, I gave her a hug and realized she smelled of alcohol.

Screening for post-partum depression

For those of us who have abruptly run out of estrogen--before a period, after delivering a child or miscarrying, and entering menopause--it is no news that sudden declines in this hormone can precipitate anxiety and depression. Pediatricians at the University of Colorado have devised a quick and easy 3 question screen to identify women at risk for significant post-partum mood disorders.

Women are instructed to answer 'most of the time,' 'some of the time,' 'not very often,' and 'never' to the following statements:

1. I have blamed myself unnecessarily when things went wrong.
2. I have felt scared or panicky for not very good reason.
3. I have been anxious or worried for not very good reason.

Dr. Stephen Stahl has pointed out a phenomenon he calls 'kindling' with respect to hormone-related mood swings, namely that a history of responding to hormone changes in a sad or anxious sort of way makes it more likely that a woman will have a similar response to such episodes in the future. I think this 3 question tool would be useful in identifying women having a rough go of it mood-wise through the other biggest hormonal challenge of a woman's life, namely menopause.

Pyridium (phenazopyridine)

Chances are good that this specimen will look familiar to those of you who have been treated for a urinary tract infection known as cystitis. While waiting for the antibiotics to start to work killing the unwanted bacteria invading your bladder, your doctor may have given you Pyridium, an analgesic that soothes the burning pain and spasms of the infection and turns your pee the color of orange Kool-Aid in the process.

A case report in the Mayo Clinic's journal last year(1) is a good reminder that even that which seems innocuous-- a drug taken for a day or two to jump start recovery from a bladder infection-- can have serious side effects. This little old lady with a history of recurrent urinary tract infections (a problem common both to little old and not-so-little, not-so-old ladies) complained her urine was orange and her hands were blue. No problem with the orange urine, we see that of course all the time with the initial use of Pyridium. But what was up with the alarming discoloration of her hands and her ear lobes?

The satisfying pink color of our palms derives from the oxygenated blood carried in the arteries within. Hemoglobin combined with oxygen or oxyhemoglobin imparts that familiar red hue to arterial blood. In order to grab an oxygen molecule, the iron in hemoglobin must be in its reduced or ferrous state with a free electron which can bind to a free electron hanging off the oxygen we absorb through our lungs. When iron is oxidized into its ferric state, a lack of a free electron means no oxygen-binding resulting in methemoglobin which is brown and causes a dusky discoloration to skin. In a normal healthy state, enzymes act to reduce methemoglobin back to oxyhemoglobin.

What's all this got to do with seeking a little relief from a bad bladder day? While a little relief, i.e. a day or two of Pyridium is a good thing, ongoing use of the drug--in this case ten days--is a bad thing. Pyridium and other drugs that diminish the activity of reductase enzymes can result in methemoglobin production. A little abnormal hemoglobin makes your digits blue, a lot makes you seize, fall into a coma, and die.

I've not seen a case of this in all the years I've prescribed this analgesic for UTIs. But this is a good reminder that some folks, on receiving a prescription of thirty Pyridium with the instructions to take it three times daily as needed for bladder pain will do just that, take the entire prescription rather than quitting its use when the bladder no longer pains.
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(1) Singh NK et al. Elderly Woman With Orange Urine and Purple Hands. MayoClinProc. July 2008;83(7):744.

Sleep deprivation and susceptibility to colds

What a sorry parade I've had through my office the last month. Not only were these poor souls coughing their brains out (and sharing their respiratory droplets with me!), they had: company coming, an upcoming trip to London, an important work presentation, a parent in the hospital, an enormous party to host, and finals to study for (and take). There's never a good time to be sick, but somehow we often seem to be sick when we can least afford to take to our beds. So here's interesting medical news from Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh.

Psychologists there polled 153 healthy subjects over 14 consecutive days about how long they slept and how rested they felt. And then--get this--they quarantined off this group who quite clearly were paid for this study, inoculated their noses with infected droplets from other people's noses (!) and checked out who fell ill and who did not.

Participants reporting less than 7 hours of sleep were nearly 3 times as likely to get sick than their 8+ hours-of-sleep colleagues. And those with less than 92% sleep efficiency meaning that they actually slept less than 92% of the time that they were in bed were over 5 times more likely to succumb to the germs in the donated mucous.

So ah-hah! That explains it--you stay up late cleaning house for company, finishing your work before your trip, fretting over your ailing parent, studying for exams, you walk through the supermarket and the bag boy sneezes on you, and poof! done deal! you're sick. So get some sleep and I will too in case you can't sleep, get sick, come to my office, and cough on me.

Caffeine-induced hallucinations

Psychologists at Durham University in the UK polled students there about their caffeine intake as it related to hearing voices, seeing things or people that weren't there, or the predisposition to out-of-body experiences. Turns out, the more coffee (or tea) you quaff, the more likely you are to have paranormal encounters.


Study author Dr. Simon Jones allowed, however, that these result might simply indicate that "People who tend to see or hear things may just be more naturally prone to drink a lot of coffee."

Do you see dead people at Starbucks? If you're the sort--and I certainly am-- who enjoys other people's surveys, log-on to Caffeine Questionnaire . The researchers are still collecting data on close encounters of the caffeinated kind.

"Shampoo your hair, not your body"

It's dry skin city here in Denver year-round but especially in winter when the air is cold as well. As a result, I see any number of patients with bizarre skin rashes that look icky and infectious but are the result, rather, of too much hot water and not enough moisturizer.

This skin care tip comes from Dr. Jeffrey Benabio's The Dermatology Blog. He notes that shampoo is specifically designed to remove oils from your hair and will do the same to your skin. Rather than lather yourself like an Irish Spring commercial with rich shampoo bubbles (or soap bubbles for that matter), check out his other tips on this post and the rest of his blog.

Fidgeting and weight loss

I got a pedometer that actually works this holiday season. I discovered not only do I get well over half of my recommended 10,000 steps in a 90 minute Jazzercise workout (did that yesterday), but also that I don't sit still very long. This reminded me of a study I wrote about some time ago, so I thought I'd share it with you that you might consider the health benefits of racing around looking for your keys etc. as you consider your New Year's Resolution List (1. Fidget more, 2. Run upstairs to answer the phone instead of putting the handset on the table next to your recliner, etc.).

Consider inclinometers and triaxial accelerometers. Gizmos found in the instrument panel of a fighter jet that were sewn for this study into the high-tech underwear encasing the more or less active behinds of twenty Minnesotans. While all of the subjects were self-proclaimed 'couch potatoes,' half were lean and half were mildly obese. Dr. James Levine and colleagues then recorded 25 million underwear-generated data points on posture and movement from each subject over ten days. The Mayo Clinic investigators believe the results may explain why some persons tend to put on the pounds more easily than others.

Healthy adults gain weight when energy in (food) exceeds energy out (daily activity). While energy expenditure occurs during exercise, a large part of our daily calorie output is Non-Exercise Activity Thermogenesis or NEAT. Dr. Levine defines NEAT as "physical activities other than volitional exercise, such as the activities of daily living, fidgeting, spontaneous muscle contraction, and maintaining posture when not recumbent." The more you twitch, squirm, and generally fussbudget through your daily activities, the more calories you burn in this unexpected way. The researchers discovered that their obese volunteers were seated daily for 164 minutes more than were lean participants. In fact, if the heavier group had demonstrated the same NEAT behavior as their skinnier colleagues, they would've burned off an extra 350 calories per day or the equivalent of 7 pounds per year.

The Mayo endocrinologists had previously conducted research on the effects of overeating on NEAT. They stuffed an extra 1000 calories/day over 8 weeks into sixteen normal weight volunteers. During the two month feeding extravaganza, the subjects increased their energy output in subtle but significant ways, burning the majority of the extra calories as NEAT. Based on these studies, the researchers theorize that while obese individuals may "have a biologically determined posture allocation" (genetically inclined to hit the recliner), perhaps they can be taught to consciously overcome their torpid destiny with increased body busyness as part of a weight loss program.

"Studied calm"

I'm still reading Jerome Groopman's book "How Doctors Think", and I still highly recommend it to you. Not only does he illuminate the processes--some good, some ill-considered--that doctors use to arrive at clinical decisions, he recommends various participation strategies to patients that they should use to keep their doctor on an objective path to a diagnosis.

Dr. Harrison Alter is an ER physician that Groopman interviewed for this book. Alter notes that the emergency room atmosphere can be hectic and chaotic, and he personally works on fostering "studied calm, consciously slowing his thinking and his actions with each patient in order not to be distracted or pressed [into a hasty decision]. "

Well, you don't have to practice in an ER these days to feel pressed for time. I too have to make a conscious decision to slow down and forget the schedule, settling into my chair and focusing on the patient and what she's saying. Sometimes, this take-a-deep-breath-and-listen attitude pays off big-time.

I was running nearly 15 minutes late when I called Ms. V in from the waiting room. She's a 70-something dynamo, raising her teen-aged granddaughter and taking care of her ailing spouse. The previous morning, she'd had nothing to eat in preparation for a glucose tolerance test. After two hours at the lab where she drank the hyper-sugary Glucola and had hourly blood draws, she headed home, lightheaded and nauseous. Once there, she proceeded to begin cleaning the kitchen, leaning into those counters with her usual elbow grease. Moments later, she dropped to the floor, hitting her head and not really coming to until the paramedics arrived. While she was cleared for home at the ER, the doc there urged her to follow-up with me.

Ah, that is so you, I said to Mrs. V, cleaning up in lieu of relaxing over a late breakfast. On the other hand, I thought, it is so not you to faint. Groopman warns against making clinical judgments based on what we know or expect about a patient. I checked her goose egg of a lump on her head, took her blood pressure, then asked "So anything else going on?"

Well, she said, she'd been having episodic shoulder pain, did I think perhaps she had strained a muscle? And she'd nearly fainted in the Sears parking lot the week before. Ms. V has hypertension, high cholesterol, pre-diabetes, and her EKG at my office looked vaguely abnormal. I sent her directly to the hospital for admission to the cardiology service, and the following morning they put a stent into her nearly obstructed main coronary.

Here's to studied calm.

Living through cancer

A friend and I are gathering material for a how-to guide for cancer patients. Last week's JAMA had an interesting essay on that subject by Deborah Lewis, a social worker and breast cancer survivor. Titled "Legacy," her comments address her cancer experience as it relates to her father's death from heart disease. In particular, she found herself "playing follow-the-leader behind my father's tough but frail, limping frame" because she discovered that parents teach their children how to handle illnesses, aging, and death. She notes:

Before I got sick I thought people could choose how to confront serious illness. Once could either wallow in self-pity or buck up and move that rubber tree plant. Now that I've had cancer I understand that there is no deliberation and thought. You handle it the way you are going to handle it. Either you have high hopes or you don't; sometimes the ant just can't.

But she proves that she mostly can, living through her treatment in the way she saw her dad manage his own heart disease. Her imagined conversation with him:

Me: One time I threw up while I was running, heaving behind a distant neighbor's bush, my hands braced on my knees while the sweat dripped off my forehead. I wiped my mouth with a leaf and finished my run.
Dad: You're proud of that, aren't you? The vomiting and running thing?
Me: Yes, actually. I am.
Dad: I am too.

Social anxiety disorder

(aka generalized social phobia or GSP)

No one likes to be criticized, but criticism affects some more than others. I believe, for instance, that women who are unable to extract themselves from abusive relationships are more likely to react strongly and fearfully to criticism which further traps them in a toxic bond. Psychiatrists at the National Institute of Mental Health theorized that individuals with GSP who are fearful of social situations may demonstrate a stronger brain reaction to criticism than persons free of such anxieties.

They performed functional magnetic resonance imaging scans on subjects with GSP and controls. While under observation, the scanees read comments such as "You are ugly" "You are quite the looker" or "He'd look better with a paper bag over his head."

The GSP victims got all hot and oxygenated in their medial frontal cortices (brain area in charge of representation of self) and their amygdalae (brain area responsible for fear reactions) when they were slipped a slip with a personal insult. They had no such reaction to praise, nor did negative comments about others raise their amygdaloid activity.

Comments such as 'buck up honey, all those people are human just like you and they all go to the bathroom just like you' are unlikely, therefore to change the neural activity of those with GSP. Anti-anxiety agents that tone down the amygdala are helpful, and further research into changing neural circuitry is anticipated.

Early a.m. calls

Ordinarily I'm up by 6:30 a.m. I recognize, however, that patient problems don't follow my schedule, even my more leisurely Saturday morning agenda. I also know that nagging problems have a way of seeming more urgent through the wee hours of the morning, so that which is not an emergency (say the discomfort of a bladder infection) can move a patient to place a call to me at oh-dark thirty.

That said, here's the gist of my conversation with a patient of one of my call partners at 6:30 yesterday morning:

Pt: I've had an irregular heart beat on and off for two weeks now.

Me: Is it worse this morning? Are you having shortness of breath or chest pain?

Pt: No. It's just been on my mind and I thought I'd run it by someone.

Turns out this fellow is quite the work-out fiend, feels fine when he works out without any sensation of skipped beats (typical of benign premature contractions), and I think he just wanted reassurance before he went off to his early morning work-out. I was tempted to berate him a bit for his timing (I know some people call off-hours because they know they'll get right through to the doctor), but I held my tongue as he was not my patient.

Would I have been justified in schooling him on after-hours etiquette?

Irritable bowel syndrome

Irritable bowel syndrome or IBS is a diagnosis of exclusion. In order to conclude that a patient suffers from IBS--a cluster of unpleasant abdominal symptoms including pain, bloating, gas, constipation, and/or diarrhea--we first must exclude other possible reasons that they may be suffering so.

There's a lot to be said about IBS and the many ways that it can seriously affect quality of life even if it does not result in serious illness. The pain can be quite debilitating and result in frequent absences from work or school. An article in last month's British Medical Journal discussed three simple strategies that significantly decrease the discomfort of IBS.

In a meta-analysis (a study of studies that combines results of multiple trials to amplify the significance of results) researchers found that fiber, anti-spasmodics, and peppermint oil all performed significantly better than placebo in relieving the pain and screwy bowel movements of IBS. They reported the number of patients needed to be treated for one to experience significant relief from the heartbreak of IBS were: 11 for fiber supplements (using psyllium compounds such as Metamucil) 5 for anti-spasmodics (hyoscyamine sold as Levsin, NuLev, Transderm Scop, and generically), and just 2 1/2 patients needed treatment with peppermint oil (187-225 mg. in water 2-4 times daily, available OTC) for 1 to feel better!

"How Doctors Think"

I love highlighters. And I adore those tiny sticky strips with which I mark interesting passages in the books I read. So imagine my delight when a well-known pharmaceutical company via their local sales rep gave me four highlighters, each with scores of matching sticky tabs bursting out the sides. Of course, all these freebie pens bore the branded name of an expensive, widely-advertised anti-depressant.

Before I get to my point here, let me assure you that these gifts in no way influenced my prescribing habits. The pens, in fact, were all dried-up and hopeless for highlighting, but that made me no less likely to dole out the drug. The tabs were all I could hope for, but I promise you I've written not one additional prescription based on my delight. My patients often do well on this med, and that makes me more likely to prescribe it. Many who love the mood boost stop taking it, however, due to intolerable side effects, and that makes me less likely to write for it.

So there's a little insight into how this doctor thinks, but what I'm really plugging here is Dr. Jerome Groopman's must-have book "How Doctors Think." I'm halfway through it, and pages read thus far bristle with my ill-gotten, dirty-drug-money sticky tabs, each one flagging a point I wish I'd made in a book I wish I'd written. Not only should doctors read this book to understand why we think the way we do or to change our cognitive strategies in useful ways, you and I as patients (or as people who love and support patients*) should pay close attention as well.

Regular readers know that I've spent more than a little time these past two years as a designated listener and an advocate for friends and family working their way through the medical maze. I've seen how my colleagues listen or don't, and how they arrive at outrageous conclusions...or good ones, and the ways in which doctor/patient interactions influence the outcomes. Dr. Groopman has lots to say on the subject; more to come in later posts.
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*Two other excellent books that will help you become your own best advocate are Sick Girl Speaks and Pursued by a Bear.

Geraniums for the common cold

Argh, it's starting already, the steady stream of the walking wounded with their steady stream of respiratory secretions. All of them sharing a small exam room with me, one after the other, and looking for relief for their common colds.

I want to shout to the waiting room, go home, rest, drink fluids, don't cough on me. I understand, however, that no one's got time to be sick, and they wouldn't be in my waiting room if they didn't feel awful. So I was interested to read in last month's Health magazine (it comes free with my morning paper subscription) that a South African geranium used early on in the course of a cold may shorten the illness by two days.

There's a host of studies supporting the efficacy of extract of Pelargonium sidiodes (EPs or essence of geranium). Doctors at the National Medical University in Kiev invited 206 cold victims down to the lab (but I'll bet they passed up the opportunity to get up close and personal in an exam room with these people). All the patients were assessed for their Cold Inventory Score (CIS)* intially and after treatment with EPs or some murky liquid placebo.

Darned if those dosed with the real botanical deal didn't blossom forth to health at double the rate of the control group by day five. And ten days into the illness, the experimental group was more than twice as likely to zero out on their CIS score compared to their phyto-free colleagues.

So who wants to try Umcka ColdCare? You can get it in Denver at Sunflower Market or Vitamin Cottage, or find a store near you online at Nature's Way and hook me up with your testimonial.
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*The CIS is a fancy way to prove the obvious, namely that the person in front of you coughing, sneezing, and wiping a Rudolph Red nose has a cold. The researchers asked "Do you have nasal drainage, sore throat, nasal congestion, sneezing, scratchy throat, hoarseness, cough, headache, muscle aches, and fever?" They then computed the sum of symptom intensity differences (SSID) of the cold intensity score (CIS) from day one to day five. Don't ever think that there's no scientific method behind phytomedicinal research!

Been there, done that? Share your cancer advice

I asked one of my patients years ago about the best advice and the worst advice she'd received during her treatment for breast cancer. I don't even remember what she said was the best so horrified was I to hear that my advice was the worst.

I had told her she should consider quitting her job in order to deal with the upcoming treatment. I meant well; why spend energy on work when you will need all your inner resources to undergo chemotherapy and radiation? Now I know that 1) if you quit work you lose your insurance, and 2) ongoing work may provide a measure of satisfaction and normalcy to a life that has been transformed by a cancer diagnosis. I currently advise newly diagnosed patients to consider filling out paperwork to activate the Family Medical Leave Act so absences for treatment or side effects won't jeopardize their job.

I am collaborating with my friend and colleague Gail Harrison (who has been there/done that cancer journey) on a book for newly diagnosed cancer patients. Please consider sharing your stories if you have been down that road as well, or pass this questionnaire on to a friend or family member who has been through this experience.

Getting a call back from the doc!

Just finished a week of testing for my nearest and dearest. Getting the results was a bit of a challenge, even when I pulled rank with the "This is Dr. Paley calling Dr. R. for test results" which presumably pushed pushy me to the head of the phone call line.

Here's an article I wrote several years ago on the subject. I'd love to hear your stories about getting through (or not) to your physician.

"Hands, touching hands...

Reaching out,
Touching me,
Touching you.
--Neil Diamond

Yech, maybe not. Consider this study out from the University of Colorado in Boulder.

Scientists in the ecology and evolutionary biology department there used gene sequencing techniques to check out the bacterial communities living on hands in the University community. Not only did your average student mitt carry around 150 different species of bacteria, left hands and right hands carried different species, coeds had a greater diversity of species than their male colleagues, and regular hand washing did not cut down on the wide spectrum of bacterial types.

Do we dare shake hands ever again, or just nod and smile with shaking hands when we meet another traveling petri dish on the road of life? Study co-author Rob Knight has this reassuring news for the shakers and movers amongst us: "The vast majority of bacteria are non-pathogenic, and some bacteria even protect against the spread of pathogens."

Huh?

Pt: I have a tickle in my throat, so I tried not breathing for a couple of hours.

(Seriously, he was perfectly serious).